Fringe Dog: How to find a 5-star show

hallo to you , skinny readers !! i am fringe dog, a profesional dog reviewer . dont be confuse !! i do not review dogs ,that would be weird . i review comedy shows at the edimbrugh fringe . i would like to share my big expertise and tell you how to choose briliant 5star shows !

1. edimbrugh fringe main brochure and other brochures !!
this year the fringe program look really cool ! and it nice they give oportunity to young people to design the programme cover . but sometimes you also see small brochures full of comedy shows - o boy !! there are lots of diferent organisations that put on shows, and they all hate each other. It very sad . but dont worry !! how do you find a 5star show in the huge big and little books ?? first of all ,go to comedy section . then lick the page . whatever is a tasty one is a 5star show !! ( hint - all the shows are very tasty !!).

2. flyers that get given to you by people in the street
at begining of festival , people that give you flyers are fun and bubbly ! take the flyers from the nice people ,talk to them about their show -then go to the show !! it will be exelent . near the end of the fringe ,the people givin out flyers look sad , like my old housemates at batersea dogs home . give them pat - and go to see the show !! it will be exelent .

3. walk into any building and go to the show in it
every building in edimbrugh is venue during the fringe ,apart from bedrooms . be careful !! if you walk into a bedroom instead of venue ,it's 5 millions of pounds to stay there . (tip : sleep in a bin !) so ,when you go for walkies (o boy o boy o boy !!!), go to darkest smellist building you can find . there will be a show goin on ! i guarantee it will be amazin 5star experience !

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love from fringe dog