Jay Lafferty & Gareth Waugh: Sleep in September

Gareth: Do you want to go first?

Jay: OK… What is your best survival tip for the Fringe?

Gareth: Oh, that’s tough, I don't feel like I’ve survived one properly. I always do the stuff that people tell you not to do, like drink until 5am. My survival tip is don’t party every night – no wait, that’s rubbish, because that's exactly what I do. My survival tip is it’s only a month, man up!

Jay: So just get on with it? Suck it up! Sleep in September.

Gareth: Speaking of drinking, where is your favourite place to drink during the Fringe?

Jay: I really enjoy drinking in the pop-up outdoor spaces during the Fringe. You spend so much time as a comedian in tiny dark rooms it's nice to get a bit of sunshine.

Gareth: Whenever I’ve seen other comics answer this question they usually chose little bars somewhere away from it all, but I think because we live in Edinburgh it is better to do festival stuff. I like sitting in gardens.

Jay: Somewhere to take in the Fringe feeling – anywhere with grass and alcohol. Oh what’s your drunk karaoke song?

Gareth: Will Smith's Boom! Shake The Room. It’s my jam, I know all the words, it’s the only rap song that white people can get away with on karaoke. Everyone sings the chorus along with you.

Jay: Ah the Robbie Williams approach – have you ever heard Robbie Williams sing a whole song live? He will sing the first verse and then gets the crowd to do the rest. You can’t get away with that as a comic, just do the set up and get the crowd to shout out the punchline.

Gareth: Tell me then, who would play you in a movie?

Jay: There is who I would want to play me which is Emma Stone – because she is younger than me and she has that really sexy voice thing, which being from Greenock I don't have. I don't sound sexy I sound aggressive. However, it would probably end up being someone bizarre like…

Gareth: Michael Cera?

Jay: Ha, what about you?

Gareth: I’d like Ryan Gosling to play me.

Jay: You do have a bit of the ginger Gosling about you.

Gareth: People say this, but it's really like Gosling and Jay from The Inbetweeners had an awful child.

Jay: What is your walk on music for your first solo Fringe show?

Gareth: I haven’t decided yet, but I’m going to end on Fleetwood Mac.

Jay: You're kidding? My show finishes with Fleetwood Mac too – that’s really strange we both chose the Mac. Stevie is a genius.

Gareth: Emmmm yes he is. So what is your best Fringe memory?

Jay: My best one was watching Phil Nichol, at a late night gig, destroy a heckler who had been shouting out all night. Phil made a song up about what an asshole the heckler was and the whole audience sang along. The best thing was that the next day I passed a group of people still singing the song and I was able to join in. Fun Fringe moment. It’s your debut this year.

Gareth: Yeah and it’s your 'debut.'

Jay: Ha, what's with the inverted commas?

Gareth: You have done hour-long shows before...

Jay: Yeah, but only one off performances. You've done solo shows too...

Gareth: Not an hour. It has been nice, everyone has been asking how the show is coming along? Well… I’ve been writing it for five years!

Jay: So we are both technically doing our first full run debuts despite having being on the circuit for 20 years between us?

Gareth: Yeah, they better be good, given how long we’ve had to write them.

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Jay Lafferty: Besom, Gilded Balloon at Rose Theatre (Attic), 2-28 Aug (not 14), 8.30pm, £9-£10
Gareth Waugh: Honestly, Gilded Balloon, Teviot (Turret), 2-28 Aug (not 15), 1.30pm, £7-£9